DESIGNED NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOUR ANCESTORS.

SOUP STONE

SOUP STONE

$29.99 USD
Sale price  $29.99 USD Regular price 
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SOUP STONE

SOUP STONE

$29.99 USD
Sale price  $29.99 USD Regular price 
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A STONE WITH UNREASONABLY HIGH STANDARDS.

Carved from solid grey marble and engraved with the Stone Eater mark, the Soup Stone is a seriously well-made object with very few responsibilities.

Keep it on your desk. Use it as a paperweight. Park it beside the grill. Give it to a mate who deserves a good stone.

Natural marble means every Soup Stone has its own grain, colour and character. No two are exactly alike.

Heavy. Useful-ish. Built to outlive you.

Decorative object only. Not for use with food.

Material: Grey Marble. Dimensions: 3.16×2.56x0.63inch (80x65x16mm)

Currently taking orders for next shipment arriving in November.

CARE

It's a stone. You'll be fine.

If it gets dirty, wipe it down with a damp cloth. Don't use harsh chemicals unless you're particularly angry at it.

Warnings!
  • Do not eat the stone.
  • Do not bite the stone.
  • Do not add the stone to soup.
  • Do not throw the stone at people.
  • Do not attempt to improve the stone.

This isn't just a rock. It's your piece of Stone Eater history.