Turns out creating a product guaranteed not to disappoint your ancestors comes with its challenges. Due to a few delays, all we have to sell right now is a stone.

But don’t underestimate the gift of a good rock. In 1975, Gary Dahl sold Pet Rocks. Buy one then and there’s a fair chance it’d still be with you today. Man’s best friend, really.

Anyway, buying one helps us get the big one over the line. So grab a stone, help a mate out, and own a small piece of Stone Eater history.

P.S. No, we didn’t find hundreds of conveniently identical rocks. We actually machined these things.